sexanax:

sexanax:

dont catch feelings you’ll die

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

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imsoofuckingsad:

it’s like i always say: fuck

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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

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wlw:

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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dicaeopolis:

when u cut a bad person out of ur life

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bidoof:

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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